See, I have a deal with myself. We have always had a pretty small budget for indulgences here. Kids, school, house, life happens... you know the drill. So for me to have money for my hobby, I make it autonomous. Art money buys art tools.
So! My new cleaver, having been bought with art monies, must therefore be an art tool.
Muahahaha!
Suggestions? How shall I employ this chunk of metal and wood in making art?