You know the saying. Well, I say that it's because of starvation. Obviously, the way to keep alive is to feed the impulse.
So! Can I embed a funny story prompt?
https://wuxiaphoenix.tumblr.com/post/672392916618166272/blueshelledbastard-whetstonefires-moonymango
Or perhaps something that made me giggle out loud?
https://wuxiaphoenix.tumblr.com/post/673026970492272640/elodieunderglass-wizardlyghost-silverjirachi